Monday, November 29, 2010

Reminiscing-ie

Fairy Princess BEtsy misses Fairy Princess AManda and also wishes summer would come sooner!! She hopes F.P. AManda's life is going well with the stress of college applications etc. F.P. BEtsy was recently thinking about all of the fun, awkward, and unusual moments at CUSC this summer! Including the one weekend where we watched like four movies! Those were good times... Well F.P. BEtsy says goodbye for now...

Thursday, November 4, 2010

Cereal-ie

Ninja AManda misses Ninja BEtsy and eating cereal with her....she wishes that summer would come sooner!!!!

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Misses-ie

Princess BEtsy misses Princess AManda a whole lot! And enjoys speaking in third person apparently... She misses all of the quite interesting scandals of the summer.

Sunday, July 18, 2010

Skiiiiiii-ie

Once upon a time......
Fairy Princess AManda and Fairy Princess Urvvv were bored. They decided to scour the internet for princess ideas. What did they come upon? None other than the Fancy Fairy Ski Runner 2. They played and played and played... getting more and more high off of pills as they ski down the slopes. They became so consumed by this game that it began to take over their lives. Only when Princess George suggested going to the mall and Princess BEtsy insisting they go, did they consider leaving their game of getting high. They eventually went to the mall on their next great adventure... getting high off of skittles and chocolate covered strawberries.. (to be continued..)

Sunday, July 11, 2010

Ummm-ie

Ummm you might want to stop doing that. He's coming around the corner....

That is the lamest thing I have ever heard....

3.2.1. rawrrrrrrrrrr

I i i i i im a rule breaker.

we put the ice in cool.



Alright, that about covers it. Sorry this one doesn't have any ninja princesses..

Wednesday, July 7, 2010

Shirt-ie

"Let's be honest... If I didn't have to wear a shirt, I wouldn't be wearing one right now."

~Princess AManda

Food-ie

Ninja AManda and Ninja BEtsy were getting very very sick of the food at the Ninja Academy. Ninja BEtsy noticed that there was a new food available! She quickly shoveled the strange treat onto her ninja plate. It was green, and red, and no one was quite sure what it was. Ninja AManda did not want to try it, but Ninja BEtsy was sure that it would give her ninja superpowers!! They went back to their secret ninja cave, and NInja BETsy tried the new food. SUDDENLY, Ninja BEtsy spit out the food! It went flying across the cave, into the neighboring ninja cave (those poor other ninjas). Ninja AManda was very concerned! She waited for Ninja BEtsy to recover. Ninja BEtsy soon explained that her ninja skills allowed her to deduce that the food was........the DREADED MARINATED CABBAGE. dun dun dunnnn.....

Ninja BEtsy and Ninja AManda decided to stick to the boring ninja food they usually ate.
The neighboring ninjas appreciated not having any more food spit into their ninja cave.

Tuesday, July 6, 2010

Pandas-ie

We love Fortune Cookies with Pandas.
Pandas make fortune cookies.
Pandas make fortune cookies good.
Pandas make people.
Pandas make people happy.
People love Pandas.


Then the Pandas eat the People.

THE END.

Scandalous-ie

Soooooo Ninja AManda and Ninja BEtsy were hanging out in their secret Ninja lair one night, when all-of-the-sudden... They smelled something.

OHHHHHH....

They decided to act like the Ninjas they are and scout it out. What did they find? A Marijuana scandal.... ohhhhhhhhh. Since Ninja AManda and Ninja BEtsy are also girl Ninjas, they decided to spread the gossip ALL around. After a few hours though, the gossip and scandal died down and the two Ninjas once again began looking for new traces of a scandal.

The next morning, what else could Ninja BEtsy and Ninja AManda have woken up to other than... ANOTHER SCANDAL! The two Ninja girls were so excited to find out what it all was about. Apparently there had been a BOY Ninja in the Ninja lair... Oh la la. Eventually Ninja school started up again and the Ninja girls forgot all about the gossip and scandals. And they lived happily for an entire weekend.

-BEtsy

Independence-ie

This weekend, Ninja BEtsy and Ninja AManda decided to entertain themselves. It was the fourth of July!! They wanted to watch fireworks, but they knew that if they left their ninja cave, the assassins might come after them. Ninja BETsy decided it would be safer for her to draw a firework. So, she drew a somewhat decent firework display, pretty artistic for a ninja. Then, Ninja AManda decided it might be fun to make paper airplanes and throw them at the firework display. They made ninja-like planes with ninja-like aerodynamics. Then they attempted to take a picture of the planes as they flew through the air. It only took about twenty thousand tries. The ninjas were very very happy with their fourth of July.

-AManda

Fortune-ie

One day in Fairy world, two fairy princesses decided to eat lunch. The food in the royal cafeteria looked quite bland to begin with, so they decided to search for fancy fairy fortune fudge. With the help of their magical fairy instincts, they managed to locate this fantastic treat and then sat down on their princess thrones to devour their prize. Fairy princess AManda's fortune went as follows: "The Chinese ancient civilization attracts you." This fortune has exposed Princess AManda's destiny in life....

Fairy Princess BEtsy received another fortune from the fancy fairy fortune fudge. Unfortunately, that fortune was not appropriate for the purpose and readers of this blog, so it was quickly assembled into a model of the Princess's future castle using golden utensils and diamond plates, remnants of their fancy fairy princess meal.

And they lived happily ever after for the rest of the day.

-BEtsy

Walk-ie

So one day the fairy princesses became very bored with their princess duties. Who wants to sit around and look pretty all day? So the princesses decided to walk five miles to the mall. It sounded like a splendid idea! So the princesses walked and walked. The sun beat down on them, and they wondered if they would ever reach the royal mall. Finally, they reached the place they had hear so much about. The streets were paved in gold and the royal mall was built out of diamonds!! They saw the finest movie in all the land, Eclipse. They also bought some fairy princess chocolates, which they ate in approximately five minutes. Then they found a carriage stop so that they did not have to walk all the way back to their palace. The fairy princesses were exhausted! Luckily, they got to eat several meals that day, and had plenty of cereal! Life as a fairy princess is tough...

-AManda

B-ie

Once upon another time, there were two fairy princesses. Fairy princesses BEtsy didn't understand what the "B" on AManda's fairy princess door meant. AManda explained the meaning behind it.....

The "B" is for BODY. B B B Body. Dead Bodies in my closet.
B is for BATHroom. B B B Bathroom.
And dead BODIES.

Fairy princess BEtsy finally understood.

-BEtsy

Rain-ie

Once upon a time there were two princesses. There names were BEtsy and AManda. Suddently, it began to pour. Princess BEtsy had an umbrella!! YAY! Princess AManda was very very sad because she did not have one. Princess BEtsy to the rescue!!!! They shared the princess umbrella all the way back to their princess dorm. Then, they ate. Marinated Cabage. Yumm.

-AManda